There once was a burrito...

Three friends walk into a Mexican restaurant and order various nacho/burrito-ey treats. Friend 1 is a vegetarian and comes away very happy with his veggie nacho salad. Friend 2 wisely orders the steak burrito, with visible pieces of meat. He is not anti-veggie and so enjoys the presence of beans (*the* musical fruit), rice and steak bits. Friend 3 orders the fancily named poblano pesto burrito, digs in daintily and scoops the insides out with a fork before coming to the conclusion that the burrito is 85% rice and beans and very little chicken. Whilst digging around, she proclaims "I can't see any meat in this thing.... where is all my meat?". Friends 1, 2, 3 discuss the hypothetical web site www.whereismymeat.com which hypothetically features photos of meat in fun and exciting locations, carrying forth fun meaty adventures, i.e. "Here is my meat in Amsterdam", "Here is my meat in Times Square", "Here is my meat in New York".

And henceforth sprung this blog.